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The Best Ever Book of Woodworker Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurpo. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Woodworker Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Woodworker Jokes by Mark Geoffrey Young Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description The Best Ever Book of Woodworker Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Woodworker jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Woodworker Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Woodworker Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Woodworker joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Woodworker jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Woodworkers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Woodworker and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Woodworker brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Woodworker who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Woodworkers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. *** Details ISBN 1477599347 ISBN-13 9781477599341 Title The Best Ever Book of Woodworker Jokes Author Mark Geoffrey Young Format Paperback Year 2012 Pages 106 Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform GEItemID:77545903; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys