Metaverse for Virtual Boy, Collectible Nintendo Cartridge Gift
$ 33.44
Description
(NOT a real game. NO internal components whatsoever) The Metaverse Workrooms: Smokin’ Meats Update The gag is printed on a holographic label slapped on the husk of a REAL Virtual Boy cartridge, tucked into a cardboard insert tray/cradle within a REALLY COOL box. All of that is imprisoned in a clear plastic protective box, for display. The Metaverse Workrooms: Smokin' Meats Update is Zucks last ditch effort to keep the VR work office alive. Realizing that the remote VR work experience lacked gamification and BBQ smells, the team at Facebook squirted out this ill-informed crossover with the long-failed Virtual Boy Headache System. Who approves these things? (THIS IS NOT A REAL GAME. NO INTERNAL COMPONENTS.) Here’s what this really is: holographic label Authentic OEM Virtual Boy cartridge painted 'baby back bitch blue' (thats what we named the color) and bonded to its dust cover with ABS compound and subsequently filled with super strength epoxy... permanently. Paint job sealed and waterproofed, suitable to eat barbecues or brisket fat off of. (that's obviously not what you should do with this. Don't eat off of this cartridge, please.) Professional-quality replica box! Everyone one wants some of our items as their own individual or collective display areas! Everyone. Plastic sleeve, for moral and cardboard support. You're gonna need it. Contains no content of any kind, which puts it ahead of most actual Metaverse rollouts. Intended Use: Passive-aggressive gift for your boss. Directly-aggressive gift for your spouse. Present as an award for 'Most Improved' Employee of the Month. Discretely display our cartridges out in your public gardens; like a painted rock. This is a one of a kind version of the cursed Zuckerberg Virtual Boy gag. There are only ever 5 made of each in a different cartridge color. This one is blue. Planned scarcity is the only actual feature, since it's not a real game.. That's smart. there is no VR grilling no haptic spatula feedback no NFT brisket skins there is no legless boardroom to sit in no “empathy meter” to max out no customizable jowls no HUD no sound no startup jingle with a quartet singing about baby back ribs There is no multiplayer no DLC no Zuck skin-to-meat ratio slider no Smokin’ Meats Battle Pass no unlockable sauces No patch notes, no updates no reality Just a cartridge-shaped void with a holographic joke on top. You cannot play it. You cannot taste it. But you can own it. And maybe that’s the only thing Zuckerberg ever wanted from you anyway... We mean your money that is.
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This seller goes above and beyond with customer service communication . and makes it fun...from their seller detail listing, to item listing to what's delivered. Of course all was as pictured and described. It arrived extremely fast. Packaging was also excellent. Item came in box with airbags and bubblewrap. Seller took time to to give a personal thank you and added surprise. I most highly recommend this seller. I would want to shop here again.
As described. Seller left a lovely note and even gave me an extra dolly CD. Packaged perfectly and delivered in great condition. Shipping took a long time, but Alaska is always an issue, so not sellers fault. I wouldn’t hesitate to buy from this seller. Having a Holly Dolly time listening to this nostalgic CD. ;)
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